Too Much Makeup Lady
Full of old lady sass (and not the good kind), the dastardly TMML (Too Much Makeup Lady) is not to be trifled with. One of her favourite pastimes is lurking around department stores and spraying unsuspecting shoppers with very strong perfume samples causing them to instantly get a headache. Her weapon of choice though, is the makeup gun (or the ‘Fixer-Upper’ as she calls it). She shoots people in the face with it and they instantly look like they have just stepped out of an 80’s music video. There is always a ready supply of garish lipstick colors on her ammo belt so that she is ready in any situation. She finds Mimi from the Drew Carey Show to be an inspiration.
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